Jurassic Drunks

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fuck yeah, dinosaurs! originally got drunk back in the summer of 2010, when Jon and Zach got together in Greensburg with an acoustic guitar and a case of cheap beer. Four acoustic songs were written and recorded in one night, with no intentions to do anything beyond that. Eventually, FYD went full-band, played a bunch of shows, and opened for some notable touring bands. The dinos disbanded in 2012, slept for a while, and reformed in 2017 with the lineup featured on this album.

“Jurassic Drunks” documents original songs dating back to 2010, up through the songs that were written together with the current FYD lineup. We wanted to put the old shit to rest - maybe even retire some of it for good - and plan ahead for the future. Plus, to be honest, we’re proud of these recordings and think these songs sound better than ever, even if it took 8 years to get to this point.

We were probably drunk when we recorded them back in 2010,
we were probably drunk when we recorded this album back in 2017,
and we’re probably drunk right now. So have a beer, relax, enjoy, and thanks for being part of our journey through time and space.

credits

released June 22, 2018

Recorded Aug. to Dec. 2017 at Mustard Music Studios in Millvale, PA
by Paul Bossung. Thanks Dad.
Cover artwork by Danny Devine
Album layout by Jon & Phil

All songs written by fuck yeah, dinosaurs! & Malcolm/Gilmore Recordings

WITH THE HELP OF:
Brayton Batson, Paul Bossung, Jeff Portman - backup vox
Samantha Hurst - recorder, trumpet, screams, backups
Blayze Stefaniak - backup vocals on the acoustic “I’m So Saur” track

& OF COURSE, FYD! ALUMNI, WHO WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE THIS POSSIBLE:
Dave Bierer, John Mrasz, Justin Parson, Kayla Slicker, Tia Woller

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Track Name: Tar Pit
I lost my momma in a tar pit, i lost my dad in a tar pit
No, they're never coming back again.
I lost my brother in a tar pit, i lost my sister in a tar pit.
No, they're never coming back again.
All they wanted was some water, but they fell right in.
I lost my friend in a tar pit, i lost my girl in a tar pit.
No, they're never coming back again.
I lost my mind in a tar pit, i lost myself in a tar pit.
No, i'm never coming back again.
All I wanted was some water, but I fell right in.
Sinking in the tar, couldn't go far. Let out a scream and looked to the stars
I'm not gonna lie, i'm gonna die, i think about my family and i start to cry
I shut my eyes and clear my mind,as i try to think about a better time.
When they were here and life was great, drinking from this tar pit was a giant mistake.
All they wanted was some water, but they fell right in.
All I wanted was some water, but I fell right in.
Track Name: Stegosaurus Shuffle
I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick
I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick
I'm a stegosaurus n I ate too quick
But I ate too much ice cream and I feel sick
I'm an herbivore, I'm pretty sure
But man, oh do I scream
For my ice cream, or MSGs
When I'm watching MTV
I ain't got no money, to pay away my dues
But the ice age is comin, to wipe away my blues
I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick.
SICK
Track Name: Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach
Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach, it’s nice to meetcha
Hide your kids and your yinzer wives, we’re comin to eatcha
We don't want no Shur Save meat, straight from the freezer
Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach, it’s nice to eatcha
Wrap that baby in a terrible towel, top it with fries and gobble it down
Ya wife's fake tits in my IC Light, Dino Heartburn, Saturday Night
Cockroach Apps up the street at Del's, In the deep end, marinate in hell
Yinzer sushi, Little Italy steak, Got you wishing for that lifeguard break
Track Name: Lemieux Fossils
drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate
drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate
drop the fuckin puck – we fuckin ice skate
cuz dinosaurs love hockey too
he shoots and scores,
chalk one up for my dinosaurs.
its a pretty good night for a fight tonight,
so get down on that ice tonight
you know we want the home team to win
going out drinkin with all my friends
after the game, us dinosaurs drink
out to the bars, straight from the rink
Track Name: Q: Do Dinosaurs Like Coffee? A: RAWR!!
I'm a dinosaur on a caffeine high,
I'm a dinosaur on a caffeine high
too much coffee you're a friend of mine,
too much coffee yea you're gonna die
Dino-coffee.
Track Name: I'm So Saur
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes touch themselves
My wife, beat me, she’d eat me if I didn’t leave
All she wanted was a quick one, To get the job done,
Well that sucks for me
Vicious carnivore, want some meat
Vicious carnivore, can’t be beat
When it comes to me time,
When’s the me time
What the fuck is me time?
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves
Take a look at these tiny arms, they’re short, its a curse.
Can’t do it by myself, this morningwood fucking hurts
What I’d give for an HJ, for a BJ, for a TJ.
When I’m by myself, then it’s no J, and that’s so lame.
Track Name: Primordial Ooze
Down deep in the South Pacific, I feel like life is formin'
I feel like it's gonna start, this shit is a work of art
Can't explain the magic happenin, changin colors and shit, it's a glowin'
I feel like it's gonna start, this shit is a work of art
Hey, hey, hey, Primordial Ooze.
Can it see, can it talk? Does it think, does it walk?
Where's it from, what's it's name? For all of this, who's to blame?
Can't explain the magic happenin, changin colors and shit, it's a glowin'
Life found a great place to start, this shit is a work of art
Track Name: Raptors on Acid
I was walking through the jungle when I saw some crazy things,
like a bright blue stegosaurus with 18 legs.
A flying spinosaurus, told me I had to leave,
but I said, “no I can’t, this is one bad trip.”
Raptors on acid.
I saw a twisted tree with hands for branches,
TREX wearing Ray Bands. A lLime green pteryldactyl,
told me he was god but I said,
"fuck that, this is one bad trip."
Raptors on acid.
I’m never doing drugs again, this is one bad trip.
Track Name: TerrorDactyl
i'm flying through the skies and i'm snatching up your eggs
my wingspan is wide, i'll devour your face.
watch me evolve, watch me live forever
you are my food-source, better late than never.
pterodactyl, in the skies, death from above, today you die.
you'll never see me coming but you'll always hear me leave,
with a screech of fucking terror, i'll get away free.
when the time comes and the meteor falls,
you'll suffocate from the ground, i'll watch from above.
TERROR. DACTYL.
Track Name: T-Rex Arms
You got T-Rex Arms, you don't know how to use 'em.
Stupid humans... and your fucked up drinking games.
Track Name: These Are the People That I Want To See (Eaten By the Dinosaurs)
These are the people that I wanna see eaten by dinosaurs.

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