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I’m So Saur is a pro-masturbation song that supports all species, races, genders, and living things.

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Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes touch themselves
My wife, beat me, she’d eat me if I didn’t leave
All she wanted was a quick one, To get the job done,
Well that sucks for me
Vicious carnivore, want some meat
Vicious carnivore, can’t be beat
When it comes to me time,
When’s the me time
What the fuck is me time?
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves
Take a look at these tiny arms, they’re short, its a curse.
Can’t do it by myself, this morningwood fucking hurts
What I’d give for an HJ, for a BJ, for a TJ.
When I’m by myself, then it’s no J, and that’s so lame.

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from Jurassic Drunks, released June 22, 2018

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