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Jurassic Drunks 2022

by fuck yeah, dinosaurs!

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1.
Tar Pit 02:15
I lost my momma in a tar pit, i lost my dad in a tar pit No, they're never coming back again. I lost my brother in a tar pit, i lost my sister in a tar pit. No, they're never coming back again. All they wanted was some water, but they fell right in. I lost my friend in a tar pit, i lost my girl in a tar pit. No, they're never coming back again. I lost my mind in a tar pit, i lost myself in a tar pit. No, I'm never coming back again. All I wanted was some water, but I fell right in. Sinking in the tar, couldn't go far. Let out a scream and looked to the stars I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna die, i think about my family and i start to cry I shut my eyes and clear my mind, as i try to think about a better time. When they were here and life was great, drinking from this tar pit was a giant mistake. All we wanted was some water, but they fell right in. All we wanted was some water, but I fell right in.
2.
I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick I'm a stegosaurus n I ate too quick But I ate too much ice cream and I feel sick I'm an herbivore, I'm pretty sure But man, oh do I scream For my ice cream, or MSGs When I'm watching MTV I ain't got no money, to pay away my dues But the ice age is comin, to wipe away my blues I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick. SICK
3.
Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach, it’s nice to meetcha Hide your kids and your yinzer wives, we’re comin to eatcha We don't want no Shur Save meat, straight from the freezer Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach, it’s nice to eatcha Wrap that baby in a terrible towel, top it with fries and gobble it down Ya wife's fake tits in my IC Light, Dino Heartburn, Saturday Night Cockroach Apps up the street at Del's, In the deep end, marinate in hell Yinzer sushi, Little Italy steak, Got you wishing for that lifeguard break
4.
Drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate Drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate Drop the fuckin puck – we fuckin ice skate Cuz dinosaurs love hockey too He shoots and scores, Chalk one up for my dinosaurs. its a pretty good night for a fight tonight, So get down on that ice tonight You know we want the home team to win Going out drinkin with all my friends After the game, us dinosaurs drink Straight to howlers, straight from the rink Drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate Drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate Drop the fuckin puck – we fuckin ice skate Cuz dinosaurs love hockey too
5.
I'm a dinosaur on a caffeine high, I'm a dinosaur on a caffeine high too much coffee you're a friend of mine, too much coffee yea you're gonna die. Dino-coffee.
6.
I'm So Saur 02:45
[a song about self-love, no matter the gender] Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes masturbate Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes touch themselves My wife beat me, she’d eat me if I didn’t leave All she wanted was a quick one, To get the job done, Well that sucks for me Vicious carnivore, want some meat Vicious carnivore, can’t be beat When it comes to me time, When’s the me time? What the fuck is me time? Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves Take a look at these tiny arms, they’re short, its a curse. Can’t do it by myself, this morning wood fucking hurts What I’d give for an HJ, for a BJ, for a TJ. When I’m by myself, then it’s no J, and that’s so lame. Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves
7.
Down deep in the South Pacific, I feel like life is forming I feel like it's gonna start, this shit is a work of art Can't explain the magic happening, changing colors and shit, it's a-glowin' I feel like it's gonna start, this shit is a work of art Hey, hey, hey, Primordial Ooze. Can it see, can it talk? Does it think, does it walk? Where's it from, what's it's name? For all of this, who's to blame? Can't explain the magic happening, changing colors and shit, it's a-glowin' Life found a great place to start, this shit is a work of art Hey, hey, hey, Primordial Ooze.
8.
I was walking through the jungle when I saw some crazy things, like a bright blue stegosaurus with 18 legs. A flying Spinosaurus, told me I had to leave, but I said, “no I can’t, this is one bad trip.” Raptors on acid. I saw a twisted tree with hands for branches, TREX wearing Ray Bands. A lime green pterodactyl, told me he was god but I said, "fuck that, this is one bad trip." Raptors on acid. I’m never doing drugs again, this is one bad trip.
9.
TerrorDactyl 01:47
I'm flying through the skies and I'm snatching up your eggs My wingspan is wide, I'll devour your face. Watch me evolve, watch me live forever You are my food-source, better late than never. Terror-dactyl, in the skies, death from above, today you die. You'll never see me coming but you'll always hear me leave, With a screech of fucking terror, I'll get away free. When the time comes and the meteor falls, You'll suffocate from the ground, I'll watch from above. TERROR. DACTYL.
10.
T-Rex Arms 01:44
You got T-Rex Arms, you don't know how to use 'em. Stupid humans... and your fucked up drinking games.
11.
These are the people that I wanna see eaten by dinosaurs.

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THIS IS JURASSIC DRUNKS 2022 - A COMPLETELY NEW ALBUM.
John Neice of Flat Aht Records hit us up about putting out a record for us, and we told him we always wanted Jurassic Drunks to get the vinyl treatment. Going on the fifth anniversary of the original release, we decided we could re-record it with some new energy and extra sprinkles on top.

vinyl available at www.jeffgoldblum.org and www.flataht.com

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released November 19, 2022

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released November 18, 2022

On This Recording, FYD! is:
@WeekendZach - vox
Phil Harrold - drums, synths, vox
Jon Stefaniak - guitar, vox
Chris Trepagnier - bass, vox

Album recorded and mixed Summer of 2022 by Zach Jamison
Mastered by John Neice of Flat Aht Records

Backup vocals & extracurriculars:
Rich Anthony, Paul Bossung, Samantha Hurst (trumpet & vox), Zach Jamison,

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