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Tar Pit
02:23
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I lost my momma in a tar pit, i lost my dad in a tar pit
No, they're never coming back again.
I lost my brother in a tar pit, i lost my sister in a tar pit.
No, they're never coming back again.
All they wanted was some water, but they fell right in.
I lost my friend in a tar pit, i lost my girl in a tar pit.
No, they're never coming back again.
I lost my mind in a tar pit, i lost myself in a tar pit.
No, i'm never coming back again.
All I wanted was some water, but I fell right in.
Sinking in the tar, couldn't go far. Let out a scream and looked to the stars
I'm not gonna lie, i'm gonna die, i think about my family and i start to cry
I shut my eyes and clear my mind,as i try to think about a better time.
When they were here and life was great, drinking from this tar pit was a giant mistake.
All they wanted was some water, but they fell right in.
All I wanted was some water, but I fell right in.
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Stegosaurus Shuffle
00:57
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I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick
I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick
I'm a stegosaurus n I ate too quick
But I ate too much ice cream and I feel sick
I'm an herbivore, I'm pretty sure
But man, oh do I scream
For my ice cream, or MSGs
When I'm watching MTV
I ain't got no money, to pay away my dues
But the ice age is comin, to wipe away my blues
I ate too much ice cream, and I feel sick.
SICK
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Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach, it’s nice to meetcha
Hide your kids and your yinzer wives, we’re comin to eatcha
We don't want no Shur Save meat, straight from the freezer
Carnivores on Bloomfield Beach, it’s nice to eatcha
Wrap that baby in a terrible towel, top it with fries and gobble it down
Ya wife's fake tits in my IC Light, Dino Heartburn, Saturday Night
Cockroach Apps up the street at Del's, In the deep end, marinate in hell
Yinzer sushi, Little Italy steak, Got you wishing for that lifeguard break
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Lemieux Fossils
01:46
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drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate
drop the puck – we fuckin ice skate
drop the fuckin puck – we fuckin ice skate
cuz dinosaurs love hockey too
he shoots and scores,
chalk one up for my dinosaurs.
its a pretty good night for a fight tonight,
so get down on that ice tonight
you know we want the home team to win
going out drinkin with all my friends
after the game, us dinosaurs drink
out to the bars, straight from the rink
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I'm a dinosaur on a caffeine high,
I'm a dinosaur on a caffeine high
too much coffee you're a friend of mine,
too much coffee yea you're gonna die
Dino-coffee.
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I'm So Saur
02:44
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Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes touch themselves
My wife, beat me, she’d eat me if I didn’t leave
All she wanted was a quick one, To get the job done,
Well that sucks for me
Vicious carnivore, want some meat
Vicious carnivore, can’t be beat
When it comes to me time,
When’s the me time
What the fuck is me time?
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves
Take a look at these tiny arms, they’re short, its a curse.
Can’t do it by myself, this morningwood fucking hurts
What I’d give for an HJ, for a BJ, for a TJ.
When I’m by myself, then it’s no J, and that’s so lame.
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Primordial Ooze
02:21
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Down deep in the South Pacific, I feel like life is formin'
I feel like it's gonna start, this shit is a work of art
Can't explain the magic happenin, changin colors and shit, it's a glowin'
I feel like it's gonna start, this shit is a work of art
Hey, hey, hey, Primordial Ooze.
Can it see, can it talk? Does it think, does it walk?
Where's it from, what's it's name? For all of this, who's to blame?
Can't explain the magic happenin, changin colors and shit, it's a glowin'
Life found a great place to start, this shit is a work of art
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Raptors on Acid
02:23
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I was walking through the jungle when I saw some crazy things,
like a bright blue stegosaurus with 18 legs.
A flying spinosaurus, told me I had to leave,
but I said, “no I can’t, this is one bad trip.”
Raptors on acid.
I saw a twisted tree with hands for branches,
TREX wearing Ray Bands. A lLime green pteryldactyl,
told me he was god but I said,
"fuck that, this is one bad trip."
Raptors on acid.
I’m never doing drugs again, this is one bad trip.
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TerrorDactyl
01:50
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i'm flying through the skies and i'm snatching up your eggs
my wingspan is wide, i'll devour your face.
watch me evolve, watch me live forever
you are my food-source, better late than never.
pterodactyl, in the skies, death from above, today you die.
you'll never see me coming but you'll always hear me leave,
with a screech of fucking terror, i'll get away free.
when the time comes and the meteor falls,
you'll suffocate from the ground, i'll watch from above.
TERROR. DACTYL.
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T-Rex Arms
01:41
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You got T-Rex Arms, you don't know how to use 'em.
Stupid humans... and your fucked up drinking games.
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These are the people that I wanna see eaten by dinosaurs.
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