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I’m a family man,
Got my job, three kids and a wife
i Work my 9 to 5,
i hate it, yeah man i pay the price
I do what I can,
Barely pays the bills, it's my whole life
Getting shit on all the time
not the mama, fuck it, it's alright
Five o'clock, I'll get away
I've been fighting trees all goddamn day
Quitting time, im chuggin’ beers with Roy
Cracking open cold ones with the boys
Lately I’ve been thinkin,
About drinkin and its getting me down
I hate my boss, my boss hates me
At least he keeps me and roy around
Lately, I've been drinkin
Every damn day, what's wrong with that
Snooze that Goddamn alarm,
It can wait til 5, with a beer in my hand
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Jiggly Jello
01:48
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Don’t tell mom there’re raptors in the kitchen
they’re gonna drink her case of fuckin bud
don’t drop the ladel,
hide yourself in the fuckin stove
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Do you wanna know what the fuck is up there in the sky?
We all feel it, something's coming, and i think we’re gonna die
Population panicking at the sight from above
Space ship in the atmosphere, they didn't come with love
And I'll tell you what they are, because I've fuckin known all along
and the People call me crazy, and they say my facts are wrong
NASA says they're aliens, but that's not quite the truth
cuz the Dinosaurs are coming, and they're coming after you
Funky and glowing, a radical rocket
They landed in Cleveland, and met my friend Steven
But they didn't eat him, they wanted to teach him
The Tech Deck tricks hidden from this world
With fingerboard fury and insatiable hunger
They returned to Earth, another planet to plunder
No lies of extinction, the dinosaurs came from outer spac
Right now they're unloading crates of t-shirts
Tech Decks, rails and zero gravity verts
Pass em' out to the kids, gain the trust from their heart
Make them like you just before you rip them apart
Tail slide and you just can't get away
They came to feast but they also came to hang
Teach us trick and show us how to shred the gnar
They're getting hungry as they're traveling the stars
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URA Dinosaur
02:35
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YOU ARE A DINOSAUR
You woke up today, Your hands are claws
Your face is elongated With Savage ripping jaws
You're fucking starving, Gotta find something to kill
How did this happen? It's a nightmare of a thrill
You have a blood thirst, What's that your feeling?
So many are dead and The bodies got you reeling
Can't fuckin help it, Everyone runs from you
Can't fight the instinct And There's nothing you can do
WAKE UP IT’S TIME TO START ACCEPTING
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I want you to know that we’re still alive somewhere in the south pacific
hiding behind rocks in caves, wasting away our retirement days
i donlt want to run into human debris, the state of your race is embarrassing me
you took all that was left of our great planet you fucked it all up and I donlt understand it
we just want to find a place to rest our bones
you're waging wars over far-fetched ideas instructed by gods in the sky
ill tell you right now, whats floating up there meteors that took our families' lives
you abuse your power for more bucks an hour landfills slowly replacing trees
the only vegetation that you're appreciating - wasting time in front of your tv screen
we just want to find a place to rest our bones
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Life, Uh, Finds A Way
02:48
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You may not believe us, but we were the first on earth
We ruled this fucking land, the air, the sea, the dirt
We evolved and conquered, yet you pushed us to the depths
Your way of life will be your fall, we’re just waiting for your death.
To a demented abyss we dive Where its warm and the jungles thrive
Hiding out in caves n caverns We sit and wait and watch with laughter
Way down in the planet’s core You know what we’re waiting for
Dino-kind will reclaim their place At the top when man becomes extinct
Our return is on the brink Because Life Finds A Way
We dominate, one tick past judgement day
Nuclear waste, through time and space
A New Ice Age, Volcanic Tidal Waves
Reclaim our place, LIFE FINDS A WAY
The ground quakes below you, and starts to open up
A mushroom cloud of poison forms, as your kind runs amok
The icy winds roar and howl, as the seas begin to rise
We emerge from the shadowy depths to bring forth your demise
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Bactrim
02:57
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Stomp the forest with my lady She's crazy She's amazing
We're out hunting something tasty A sabertooth Or Stegosaur
She bit the head off of a Kryptops And let me eat the rest
I think I really fucking love her As much as cold blood can allow
Bactrim; It's alright, it’s okay
One day she turned to me And her jaws let loose on me
Ripped me up, really bloody, And we went our separate ways
All my wounds got infected And the doctor said to me,
“Take these pills for three weeks and Don't forget you cannot drink”
My stupid heart is really punctured, In both ways, you could say
Bleed for her or bleed for real, Tell me what's the difference?
Do I even want to heal with these antibiotics?
I could just sit here and die Or go and find another tender catch
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Clever Girl
01:39
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Ya know I gotta get drunk before I work them bitches
I whip em and I tase em If I gotta, then I shoot em
They're lethal at 8 months, that's a fuckin deadly baby
Fuckin stacked, they hunt in packs They get ya, side attack
We can't run, we can't hide!
They can hunt us, they can smell us
clever girl
Smart motherfuckers, they're testing all the fences
Don't want fed, just wanna hunt, Don't want goat you runt
Waiting in the forest, waiting for your shit
I said shoot her, fuckin shoot her,
fuckin Muldoon, fuckin murder
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Roar
03:53
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I was young Rex, just sitting around
Thinking that all life is is people telling you stuff
It never stops, not for a single day
Have To make some sense out everything
In clomps my dad with bloody shredS
hanging from his teeth and he says to me,
“Its time for you to go discern your place
out there in the wild with a skill you'll need”
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Let em know that there’s
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
When they hear you roar
Let them hear your roar
Growl louder when you're on the prowl,
put the fear of you into those around
Ones who stay, didn't scare away,
are the next entree on your buffet
Or maybe someone stuck arounD
cuz they wanna meet who made that sexy sound
Practice, make it loud and forceful.
our heart and lungs make it purposeful
A thundrous roar when you make your kill,
you'll eat em all til you've had your Phil
Out stompin through the jungle,
with every step, you make it rumble
And if someday that you feel like shit,
well all you gotta do is remember this
You rule this place, you are the king,
with your roar, you can do anything
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