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[a song about self-love, no matter the gender]
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes masturbate
Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes touch themselves

My wife beat me, she’d eat me if I didn’t leave
All she wanted was a quick one, To get the job done,
Well that sucks for me
Vicious carnivore, want some meat
Vicious carnivore, can’t be beat
When it comes to me time,
When’s the me time?
What the fuck is me time?

Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves

Take a look at these tiny arms, they’re short, its a curse.
Can’t do it by myself, this morning wood fucking hurts
What I’d give for an HJ, for a BJ, for a TJ.
When I’m by myself, then it’s no J, and that’s so lame.

Everybody always wonders how T-Rexes Masturbate
Everybody always wonders how t-rexes touch themselves

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from Jurassic Drunks 2022, released November 18, 2022
Horns by Sam Hurst

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